The July 4, 1976 Grand Prairie Daily News (Grand Prairie, TX) published letters written by 4th graders, addressed to people of the year 2000. Just as the newspaper did, I've left the spelling and grammatical errors. Because if we've learned anything at the Paleo-Future blog, it's that kids are stupid.
We'll begin by looking at letters by young Laurie Smith, Yolanda Tejeda, and R.C. Brown. These kids really hit all the major futurism topics of the 20th century: robot maids, moving sidewalks, flying cars, meal pills, push button everything, education through television, socialism, and candy. Lots of candy.
In the year 2000 I think that cars can fly in the air as fast as they want to without using gas. You can get whatever you want, including candy. Houses will be way up in the sky. You can have robots to do the housework for the mothers. Instead of walking, the the sidewalks will move for you.
In the year 2000 I think thay kids will be taught at home on their T.V. The army will be using lazor guns. Cars will be like spaceships and the strreetlights will be on long tall poles. Another means of transportation will be push buttons. Select where you want to go, push a button, step through a door, and you'll be where you wanted to be.
Food will be in tablet form, put on water on the tablet and your food will be on your plate.
I think in the year 2000 the earth will be much more polluted than it is.
I also think that we will have no more school, and cars can go as fast as they want without getting a ticket.
The government will pay every person as much as they want without them having to work. I also think we will be out of energy for stores or anything that uses fuel in the year 2000.
Previously on Paleo-Future:
- Stupid Kids Imagine the Year 2075 (1975)
- Lisa's Picture of 2076 (1976)
- The Predictions of a 14-Year-Old (Milwaukee Excelsior, 1901)
- More Predictions of a 14-Year-Old (1901)